In case you haven’t noticed Lazy Mondays haven’t exactly been happening. This is because Monday is no longer my lazy day. I have been going to a bible study at my church on Monday nights. What a plan changer, right? Well so yeah lazy lazy lazy.
But here’s the really disappointing thing. I’ve been eating so much fast food lately. Like I’m blowing my budget and my diet all in one. ARGH! Basically I’m going to die fat and alone. Just fact. It will happen.
Speaking of which. You know those girls from high school. Yeah those ones. With 3% body fat that you could put their clothes on an ironing board and and it would have the same proportions…. yeah. I went to a high school concert the other weekend and I saw all those girls and I was like “I know something you don’t know! In a year you’re going to have 5-10 pounds hanging off your lower abdomen and I’m going to laugh.”
I’m such a nice person.
But it’s a fact. Even if you don’t gain the freshman 15 your body freaking changes. I’m at the freshman -5 and I’ve gained a few pants sizes. When I look at myself I feel like this lady.
like whaaaaaat. I don’t actually look like that. I just feel like I do.
Back to the point. I’m going to die fat and alone because I can’t get this stupid fast food addiction under control. And the dying will probably come sooner rather than later because of all of the grease. And the alone thing is because nobody loves a fast food addict. duh.
I should go to Fast Food Anonymous meetings….